Ramayana By Bill Gates.....

Ramayana By Bill Gates.....

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings.These are excerpts from his diary.

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya,there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED- rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRAR and

changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

How to Recruit the Right Person for the Job?

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

• If they are counting the bricks.
  Put them in the accounts department.
  
  
• If they are recounting them..
  Put them in auditing.
  
  
• If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
  Put them in engineering.
  
  
• If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
  Put them in planning.
  
  
• If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
  Put them in operations.
  
  
• If they are sleeping.
  Put them in security.
  
  
• If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
  Put them in information technology.
  
  
• If they are sitting idle.
  Put them in human resources.
  
  
• If they say they have tried different combination, yet not a brick has been moved.
  Put them in sales.
  
  
• If they have already left for the day.
  Put them in marketing.
  
  
• If they are staring out of the window.
  Put them on strategic planning.
  
  
  And then last but not least.
  
  
• If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
  
  Congratulate them and put?them in top management.