6 Truths of Life

6 Truths of Life


1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.









2. All stupids, after reading the first truth, will try it.











3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.






4.
You're smiling now because you're stupid!






5. You soon will forward this to another stupid!




6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


:-)

SWOT Analysis-Adult SMS!

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat) Analysis.

He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbors wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.

Cool, Funny-SMS!

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”